Wednesday, June 11, 2008


It's too bad someone in the McCain camp caught wind of this and took it down - thankfully, we have screenshots and quotes!
Like, the store on John McCain's official site (which, by the way, sells everything from "Arab-Americans for McCain" shirts to McCain golf gear - seriously) features customer reviews of what's for sale. Let's see what happens when the internet gets ahold of it!

Wonderful gift for loved ones in sand trapsJune 10, 2008
Reviewer: Bo Baffett from Arlington, VA United States
HIGHLY RECOMMENDED! Send one to every service member you know who will be stationed in Iraq over the next hundred or so years.

I like the golf pack, but why no yacht tarp?June 9, 2008
Reviewer: Joseph B. from Cotuit, MA United States
Sure this pack of John McCain labeled shwag is nice, and when I'm out on the course I use it as a subliminal message to remind my caddy that I don't support minimum wage. But what I'm really waiting for is the John McCain yacht tarp. WTF, Johnny Mac, my boat is getting wet! Thank you.

Not just for picking divots June 9, 2008
Reviewer: John Mc John from BOULDER, CO United States
There we were on the 17th green when a bedbug-ridden bearded terrorist leaped from the hole screaming godless gibberish. My pitiful peace-loving liberal partners grabbed their balls and ran, leaving me alone with only my John McCain equipment for defense. I slung my ball bag at his head and leaping atop the mangy rascal jammed my stiff club down his throat, finally finishing him off by jerking my McCain brand divot picker up his misshapen nose. Thank you, John McCain for giving me the courage to fight!

Reviewer: LazyMF from Texas
Bag is handy. Will hold 2 Vietnamese skulls.

Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
If you want to see more, here's the forum thread from *Warning - probably not safe for work, definitely not safe for polite conversation.

If you've only been following the mainstream news, you probably haven't heard that Dennis Kucinich introduced articles of impeachment against President Bush on Monday. The man talked for 4 hours and 40 minutes, listing 35 different crimes the president is guilty of. I'm not really going to state an opinion here - while I believe Bush is a psycho AND a criminal, I'm not sure impeachment is proper right now.

Well put.

So that's it out of me, I guess.

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