And I'm way too familiar with this city. Chicago, you and I have had a great run, but I think it's time for us to go our separate ways. I don't feel right staying in this relationship when, to be completely honest, I've had my eye on other cities for a while now, and quite frankly, they have a bit more to offer. I'm sorry it has to be like this, but hopefully we can still be friends.
Or maybe I'm just talking out of hurt. Maybe I'll be back eventually, but I'm hoping for now we can just be friends until I can figure out what exactly it is I'm looking for.
Ahem. "So there's that..."
I stumbled across this today and it absolutely REQUIRES that I share it.
(Unfortunately, Blogspot won't show the entire image - it cuts it off about halfway - so I've got to link it instead here. A flowchart which asks: what would George W. Bush do?
As well as a passionate rebuttal addressed to conservatives.
And, I suppose that's it for today.